:: it's a scary world: rants from a chemically imbalanced mind ::

:: Sunday, May 26, 2002 ::

okay, kids - now today, i want you to read VERY carefully and make sure you read it all... there'll be a quiz afterwards. ya know how i've been bitching about bush for WELL over a year now? how i think he's the most evil thing since microwave popcorn?? (EVERYbody knows microwave popcorn is inherently evil. it's a way of making americans settle for mediocrity. because any fool knows orville's micromagic crap ain't got SHIT on a good old fashioned pan of jiffy pop!) well, i was RIGHT! evil, evil, bad man. looks like dubya and his cohorts in crime knew QUITE a bit more about september 11th than we'll probably EVER know... read here, oh studious one.............. and if a middle aged crackpot like me can't convince you that SOMETHING is rotten in denmark, maybe a more respected figure like Dan Rather could convince you that something isn't quite squeaky clean in the white house. mark my words. everyone of you people who supported that sick little pervert's bid into the white house (or should we say his appropriation of the presidency???) will be able to look back at some future point and say "wow. think of how many live's could've been saved and how much pain could've been prevented if we'd just had the intelligence and insight to vote for ANYBODY besides george dubya bush!". okay, maybe not those exact words but something similar, i'm sure. the dood is dirty, people! he's got more skeletons in the closet than the average vincent price movie!!! open your eyes and smell the coffee grounds!

hrmm. and we thought george SENIOR was bad!
 

:: Shaman 5/26/2002 12:26:29 PM [+] ::
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here's your terrifying thought for the day: see the map below? all of the blue areas represent states with nuclear power plants. NUCLEAR power plants. the states in white are without nuclear plants. great. just great. my state's clean but i'm surrounded by a sea of blue on the map. lovely. yea, i'm feelin' REAL safe with bush in office right about now.

shit.


 

:: Shaman 5/25/2002 03:08:57 PM [+] ::
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oh my GOD george lucas is an asshole. he creates possibly the greatest of the five star wars films so far with attack of the clones (at least in my never humble opinion) and THEN he turns around and sucks up the dark side!!! read on, oh true believer....

In an interview carried in the latest STAR WARS INSIDER magazine, George Lucas reiterated he will never allow the original, non-SPECIAL EDITIONS of the STAR WARS movies to be released on DVD.

When asked if the films could be included as part of the supposedly massive DVD boxed set release of the original trilogy, Lucas said, “"I don't think so. I think of the film as THE SPECIAL EDITION. I don't think of it as the early version, any more than I would put early rough cuts on.... I consider THE SPECIAL EDITION as being the final version at this point. I don't even worry about the other ones, because it went through a lot of incarnations to get to the final stage."'

Lucasfilm said in 1997 the original versions of the films were destroyed in order to create the SPECIAL EDITIONs.

shithead. arrogant prick. sigh. well, i'll just be happy with my purchased-via-ebay-overseas star wars trilogy on dvd... the ORIGINAL movies in dolby 5.1 and widescreen.... none of this silly "greedo shot first" shit.... and CERTAINLY no "what the HELL were you thinkin, george!" YOUNG jabba the hut chasing han down at the mos eisley spaceport!! for god's sake, leave well enough alone.... and last week, we got word from lucasfilms/rick mccallum that george would be inserting scenes of jimmy smits as bail organa into episode IV/a new hope!!! i don't give a damn if he LEGALLY owns them or not. they belong to the world now. QUIT DICKIN' WITH 'EM ! !
 

:: Shaman 5/22/2002 10:02:43 PM [+] ::
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lemme ask everybody a question - when you stand in line at the bank and the guy in front of you doesn't move up fast enough, what do you do? do you start pushing your crotch into his ass???? no? didn't THINK so. then what the FUCK makes the average "my father and mother were brother and sister" kentuckian think that its socially acceptable to attempt to lay their front bumper on top of my rear bumper in morning rush traffic?!?! the ONLY thing that accomplishes is PISSING ME OFF! and then i let off the gas. and occasionally hit my brakes. JUST to piss off the other driver. why? because they've set my nerves on edge and irritated me. and at that point, i figure i owe "them.... whoever "them" is...... which of course inevitably leads to some kind of screaming across traffic confrontation... but thankfully, since i yell louder than the average airhorn, i usually win.... godDAMNIT people, use your fucking BRAINS! is there ANYthing in this world to be in THAT much of a hurry for that you might get yourself KILLED in traffic?!?! NO! think about what you're doing - you get in a wreck and you're going to be delayed a HELL of a lot longer. i ALWAYS try to leave on complete car length between me and the car in front of me in an attempt to practice this wacky little thing called SAFETY! me, i wanna get where i'm going in one piece. as opposed to several body bags.

christ, i hate humans. such an ugly, thoughtless breed of creature. and stupid, too.
 

:: Shaman 5/21/2002 10:01:53 AM [+] ::
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quote of the day:

"i think it's an obscenity that $100 million is being spent on a piece of [cinematic] fluff when children are being cornholed in every part of the Earth! If I had a $100 million, I'd make one movie and then go out and find 200 other filmmakers!" - Lloyd Kaufman of Troma Movies

here, here!

and with that said, i'm now off to see Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones! (do as i say, NOT as i do............)
 

:: Shaman 5/15/2002 05:00:16 PM [+] ::
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WOOHOO!!! the pope has given the internet his blessing! what, did he just wake up and realize what an incredible tool computers are?!?! hell, from what i've read, his priests have the graphics imaging capabilities of pcs for a loooooooong time.............. snicker.
 
and oh yea, that's JUST what i was waiting for - the pope's approval.
 

:: Shaman 5/13/2002 10:24:33 PM [+] ::
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i've said it before and i'll say it again - the israeli government does not WANT peace. i'm beginning to believe they really think that they can destroy the palestinians via warfare...... you'd THINK they would've learned their lesson when they showed up at the gaza strip the other night and the palestinians were prepared for them! landmines and all. again, the ONLY way we are ever going to have peace in the middle east is if the current members of the israeli gov't are either REMOVED FORCIBLY or taken out and shot. repeatedly. with large caliber weapons. in the head. (and then stamp on the little bits that are left over.)
 

:: Shaman 5/13/2002 01:59:04 PM [+] ::
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for god's SAKES! she was just looking to find her way to san jose dammit!!
 

:: Shaman 5/12/2002 06:44:55 PM [+] ::
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wow. and i thought the catholic church was a bunch of sick, twisted fuckers.... again, our government proves that anything they can do, we can do better..... like sterilization.... have you ever heard of eugenics laws? oh man OH man.... did you know that approximately 30 states in the us took part in eugenics and forced sterilization to remove or eradicate traits such as mental illness, mental retardation, epilepsy, alcoholism and criminal behavior???? basically any bad trait which was believed to be hereditary??!! holy shit. that is some wrong wrong wrong shit. if you wanna read more about it, GO HERE! and bush is pissed off about the possibility of CLONING?!?!?!
 

:: Shaman 5/03/2002 12:58:47 PM [+] ::
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