:: it's a scary world: rants from a chemically imbalanced mind ::

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:: Monday, January 27, 2003 ::

and we're back. from a mini-vacation, that is. nassau, bahamas. and we'll leave it at that. the less said, the better.
 

:: Shaman 1/27/2003 10:22:09 PM [+] ::
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:: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 ::
am i the ONLY sonuvabitch who realizes BUSH IS CRAZY!! and i'm not talking norman bates crazy, i'm talking DR STRANGELOVE CRAZY!!!! for god's sake, charlie (my republican friend...... ya know how some people say "but i have black friends!" ? well, charlie gives me the ability to say "but i have republican friends!!!") even agrees with me at this point! dubya thinks he's living out some twisted version of the ok corral or something but whatever it is, he's gonna get us hurt. or worse.

asshole.
 

:: Shaman 1/21/2003 10:30:52 PM [+] ::
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:: Thursday, January 16, 2003 ::
oh my god. now he wants to attack north korea.

paranoid? methinks not.
 

:: Shaman 1/16/2003 12:11:39 AM [+] ::
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:: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 ::
wanna dig on a killer little online weekly cartoon strip? check it out...... DEFinitely worth sixty seconds of your time.... unless you happen to be on a modem dial-up... in which case.... uh..... sorry, dood.
 

:: Shaman 1/15/2003 11:20:39 PM [+] ::
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:: Tuesday, January 14, 2003 ::
somebody at work sent this to me in email today and i had to share it with the rest of the world. see, i'm not so scary..... comparatively.

We had two bags of Grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers ... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls ... but the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
- from the diary of Frank Zappa
 

:: Shaman 1/14/2003 12:46:32 PM [+] ::
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:: Saturday, January 11, 2003 ::
oh christ. dubya is at it again. uh, call me crazy but.... WHY is there any question of WHAT the moron should do with the information?!?!! GIVE IT TO THE UN, YOU ARROGANT ASSHOLE! christ, dubya wants war so bad he can taste it and he's willing to throw honor right out the goddamned window to accomplish it. i may not have been a fan of the man but george senior NEVER would've pulled this shit.
 

:: Shaman 1/11/2003 11:15:13 AM [+] ::
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:: Sunday, January 05, 2003 ::
got up at 745a, it's currently 945a and i've yet to light up. a cigarette, that is. no desire to yet. no desire to kill anyone yet either. i think this might work. maybe.
 

:: Shaman 1/05/2003 09:39:22 AM [+] ::
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:: Wednesday, January 01, 2003 ::
aw shit. here we go again. another fresh year to trash.
 

:: Shaman 1/01/2003 01:54:28 AM [+] ::
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