:: it's a scary world: rants from a chemically imbalanced mind ::

:: Wednesday, December 31, 2003 ::

ah, and now my SECOND favorite holiday of the year (notice the dripping sarcasm, children)..... NEW YEAR'S EVE!!! undoubtedly the single worst amateur night of the year. every two-bit half-wit and inbreed in the state will be out on the roads half tipsy to full-on drunk at the wheel of a roughly two-ton or better killing device. oh joy. and people wonder why i never leave the house.

oh and for all those who still think i'm scrooge due to my attitude towards the holidays - here's a little xmas cheer: DIG THIS from the Sun Times and for a SERIOUS family affair chuckle, CHECK THIS ONE!
 

:: Shaman 12/31/2003 09:54:35 AM [+] ::
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chestnuuuuuuuuts roasting on your open skuuuuuuulllll.... jack frost rippppppping off your noooooooooose....... ah, xmas is here. oh joy. here.... enjoy my annual xmas picture :) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
 

 

:: Shaman 12/24/2003 05:27:30 PM [+] ::
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there are two dogs inside me. one of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good.

the mean dog fights the good dog all the time.

which dog usually wins? the dog that wins is the one that i feed the most. and when i grasped that and learned to apply it, it all made sense.

i used to be a real jerk. a REAL jerk. i'm still a jerk. but i'm workin' on it.

sometimes the mean dog still wins. but more often than not..... he loses.
 

:: Shaman 12/20/2003 10:01:16 AM [+] ::
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