:: it's a scary world: rants from a chemically imbalanced mind ::

:: Friday, March 26, 2004 ::

lying. skank. traitor.



yea, strong words. but apropos.
if you want people to believe you, refusing to testify PUBLICLY and UNDER OATH is not the way to do it.
 

:: Shaman 3/26/2004 11:02:50 AM [+] ::
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oh now THIS is a good day... at least so far. charlie gave me a copy of the new eric clapton cd (robert johnson tribute!!), sheila gave me a big ole' bottle of finlandia vodka and the snack machines have white chocolate reese cups! life does have it's little moments. looks like a night of martoonis and crimson skies for me!
 

:: Shaman 3/25/2004 10:40:57 AM [+] ::
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ever wondered what i would look like as a south park character?

 

:: Shaman 3/24/2004 03:20:43 PM [+] ::
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five words you NEVER want to hear in a horror movie
 

:: Shaman 3/23/2004 09:19:00 AM [+] ::
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it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others
 

:: Shaman 3/17/2004 10:26:03 PM [+] ::
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now THERE'S a dvd order list that dreams are made of:

don knotts in the ghost and mr chicken
jerry lewis in the nutty professor
eddie izzard in cat's meow
jason x

had to throw in the jason x for good measure. are you NOT seeing the comedy theme here?!?! (okay, cat's meow only because izzard plays charlie chaplain, a comedian)

should be here within a week or so

:)
 

:: Shaman 3/15/2004 11:53:46 PM [+] ::
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and THIS is exactly why i would NEVER EVER EVER donate my body to medical science.

sick little bitches.
 

:: Shaman 3/11/2004 12:10:53 PM [+] ::
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major suckitude. spalding gray was found. dead. if you don't know who gray was, you have my sympathies. swimming to cambodia was my introduction to him. suffice it to say that he was one of the greatest talkers ever to live.
 

:: Shaman 3/08/2004 08:29:46 PM [+] ::
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not sure how many of you keep up on current world events but i'm tellin' ya - if you wanna go see a foreign country, THIS is the time to go to Libya!!! no, really.... i'm SEWIOUS!! in case you didn't know, the US lifted the ban on american's traveling to libya... reason? well, in the past few months, libya has kind of come out of the closet concerning weapons of mass destruction. apparently someone (Gadhafi, anyone? Cream and sugar?) had a change of heart and out of the blue, came clean about various and sundry bad, bad things... sarin gas ingredients, mustard gas and other such interesting inventions of mankind. me, i think he was just scared shitless that bush would put the bullseye on libya next. who knows... maybe he really DID have a change of heart... age tends to mellow even the sharpest edge.... but i'm stickin' with my "scared straight" theory. but regardless, THIS is the time in history when i'm sure word has gone out from the gov't - "TOUCH an american and you'll never see the light of day again. we promise.". the libyans want in the good graces of the international community again so bad they can taste it... and you can smell it. ah, sweet desperation. so, my political travel tip for the day - schedule some time in Libya! and yes, i AM serious, dammit.
 

:: Shaman 3/06/2004 11:38:43 AM [+] ::
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