:: it's a scary world: rants from a chemically imbalanced mind ::

my observations on the sick, perverted existence we call ''life'' as it rolls inexorably onward. on a sidenote, this page is formatted for a 1024x768 display. anything less would be....... less. if you wanna leave me a voicemail, call 1-206-666-FUCK. (here's yer chance to yell back.)

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:: Thursday, September 30, 2004 ::

"time, they say, is the great healer... but i believe in chemicals, baby."

:: Shaman 9/30/2004 06:20:58 PM [+] ::
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:: Tuesday, September 28, 2004 ::

easily in the upper five of the top ten things i never thought i'd see:

me receive a thank you letter from a church. ever. not a form letter. an honest to god (no pun intended) thank you letter for a service done. (see, even agnostics like to hedge their bets. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

hehehehehe.

i'm FRAMING that puppy!

:: Shaman 9/28/2004 11:20:26 PM [+] ::
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:: Monday, September 27, 2004 ::

Ice cream or pretzels? Ice cream or pretzels? What’s it going to be?

:: Shaman 9/27/2004 10:20:39 PM [+] ::
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:: Thursday, September 23, 2004 ::

oh oh OH! my SINGLE favorite news headline of the day:

"Allawi thanks America for Iraq intervention"

jesus. (for those of you who live under rocks, Allawi is the new Iraqi Prime Minister). INTERVENTION??!?!?!?! what - was iraq drinking too much? was it pulling a "dubya" and snorting too much coke?? INTERVENTION!?!?!? IT WAS A FUCKING INVASION, YOU WHITE HOUSE PUPPET!! what part of "armed warfare" and "shock and awe" did you NOT understand?? oh that's just too damn rich. intervention, indeed.

:: Shaman 9/23/2004 11:20:31 AM [+] ::
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:: Friday, September 17, 2004 ::

silly robot dance
move that butt and twist them hips
shake it little gir

(haiku.... poetry for the truly deeeeranged)

:: Shaman 9/17/2004 09:20:11 PM [+] ::
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:: Monday, September 13, 2004 ::

cool air flowing by
sun must die for moon is high
time for me to sleep

:: Shaman 9/13/2004 11:20:56 PM [+] ::
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:: Tuesday, September 07, 2004 ::

well, we've officially done it. the 1000 mark has been reached. 1000 americans dead so far in iraq. depressing doesn't even begin to describe........

but on a lighter note.... order NINJA BURGER TONIGHT!!! they RAWK!!!

:: Shaman 9/07/2004 08:20:11 PM [+] ::
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