:: it's a scary world: rants from a chemically imbalanced mind ::

:: Thursday, February 24, 2005 ::

ok... there are a LOT of things i will eat in this world. horses, however, are NOT one of them. really.... HOW could you sit down to a horse steak? that's just a little twisted for my tastes, thank you. (and of course you KNOW it was a dirty, boot licking republican who pushed THAT bitch through!!!) for now i think i'll stick with cows and chickens. at least until this avian flu thing becomes a serious issue. of course then there's the mad cow disease thing to worry about. SHIT. what the hell is a carnivore to do, kiddies???

on another note... wow. doing my daily newsdump where i ingest all the news thats fit to read, i stumble over an interesting article on "crisis junkies" .... and unfortunately saw a lot of myself in it.... shades of self realization.... file under things to talk to my shrink about......
 

:: Shaman 2/24/2005 07:20:00 PM [+] ::
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"I hate to advocate weird chemicals, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone... but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson
 

:: Shaman 2/22/2005 12:20:00 PM [+] ::
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sad fucking day. hunter s thompson is dead. a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the temple. sigh. a certifiable genius driven to the edge. yet still george bush breathes. there is no justice in this life.

maybe hunter knew something we don't.
 

:: Shaman 2/21/2005 03:20:00 PM [+] ::
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now THIS is trippy.... a small mov file showing the average number of us flights during a 24 hour period.... wow. how we don't have more air disasters is utterly beyond me. -->MOVIE LINK<--
 

:: Shaman 2/16/2005 08:20:00 PM [+] ::
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i just had the COOLEST hallucination..... there was a cockroach dancing on my desk. and he was dressed in a black tuxedo. no. really. i wish i could blame this one on my meds but i don't think so..... but it was a giggle, nonetheless.
 

:: Shaman 2/16/2005 11:20:00 AM [+] ::
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! pigs.

and this? this is just disturbing.
 

:: Shaman 2/14/2005 09:20:00 PM [+] ::
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scariest fact i've read today - the united states has over 9,000 nuclear weapons.

even scarier fact - russia has just over 19,000.

wow. uh.... holy shit.

and finally... uh.. why.
 

:: Shaman 2/12/2005 10:20:00 PM [+] ::
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germs suck. antibiotics suck too but they're required as this point. dammit. and don't forget - new monk tonight... mr monk and the traffic jam, i think? or something similar.... and we should be doing ep 5 of apocaradio over at the other site tonight too.... i need coffee. great. more dehydrating fluids. just what i need.
 

:: Shaman 2/11/2005 05:20:00 PM [+] ::
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i've had a few people ask me if i'm still on my meds.... seems the general consensus is that i was a little edgy yesterday..... hmmm... i just don't see that.... hehehehe. ok. i was wound a little tight. i'll admit. just goes to show you that all it takes is one stupid asshole and one viral infection to ruin your day.

:: Shaman 2/10/2005 01:20:08 PM [+] ::
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well, you may have noticed my posts are dropping off like a bitch.... it's not my fault.... a) i'm sick as a fuckin' dog. and b) i'm just too wrapped up working on the apocalypse radio podcast with charlie.... we're just having too much fun doing it.... if you don't know what the hell i'm yapping about, head over to http://www.apocalypseradio.com and check it out.... it's a once a week podcast with me and charlie as the hosts.. if you aren't familiar with the term podcast, think audio magazine... in mp3 format.... the podders use a little proggie called ipodder to automatically snatch down new "podcasts" into their ipods nightly... (some people do podcasts nightly, though i don't know where they find the time...)... those without ipods just need to right click the link over at the site and do a save target as to an mp3 file on their system. simple as that. and it's just two giganti-geeks discussing WHATever. music, movies, tv, dvds and so on and so on. we like to think we make it interesting. and we've been told it can be amusing to listen to. though i should state that it is not work safe. listen in the privacy of yer car, yer walkman or yer home. cuz we occasionally get a little vile. we're in radio, we're allowed. so yea... that's why i'm somewhat absent... but while i'm here... ALL you bitches and bastiches who LIVE on your goddamned cell phones WHILE you're driving - FUCK OFF!! and GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD, YOU INSIPID INBRED MORONS! if i get cut off by one more stupid cunt because she's too busy telling madge what billy did or ONE more dick who makes me miss a fucking light because he's too GODDAMNED engrossed in his conversation to move his car, I WILL FUCKING KILL SOMEONE!!! i spend my life medicated and there's a GODDAMN good reason for it. but when something can get to me THIS badly while i'm ON my meds, then somethings GOTTA give! DRIVE RESPONSIBLY GODDAMNIT!!!! do you fuckers realize that sometimes, i have my daughter in the car with me???? and woe unto the fuck that ever hits my car for a stupid reason while my daughter is in there with me. i'll pull you OUT of the fucking car and beat you half to death. and GIGGLE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME. and do you realize OTHER people have kids in their cars TOO??? TREAT THEM WITH THE SAME RESPECT YOU WOULD HAVE US ALL AFFORD YOUR FAMILY! if i HAVE to talk on the phone, I PULL OVER! if you can't pull over, TELL THEM YOU'LL CALL THEM BACK! do you even REALIZE a car is a MASSIVE, 2 TON FUCKING WEAPON???? and an SUV?? a fucking ABRAMS TANK! (i don't think anything that large has ANY business on the road in the hands of the average individual but that is a bitchfest for another high blood pressure day.) so do me and the rest of the human race a favor - get OFF the cell phone and DRIVE. it's not a fucking phone booth, it's a CAR. you want to kill yourself? BE. MY. GUEST. but kindly leave the rest of us OUT of the equation. thanks.

:: Shaman 2/09/2005 07:20:16 PM [+] ::
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oh this is just not a good day.... sick as a dog, every joint and muscle is screaming, working on a nice fever.... and i know i've got no one to blame but myself for pushing myself a little far this weekend and abusing my immune system.... and now i remember why i don't normally drink. looks like i may be putting in a half day today......

:: Shaman 2/07/2005 10:20:07 AM [+] ::
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my prediction: the pope will be dead within 30 days. maybe i'm wrong but i don't think so. not that i wish any ill on him. but the catholic empire doesn't release a statement about the pope being hospitalized lightly.... it's their way of saying "hey kids - it's almost time for the black smoke/white smoke thingie again!!".. think of it as a warning shot across the bow... for those of you who don't understand the smoke thing, here's the long/short - when the pope dies, all the cardinals get together and vote on a new pope. (they pray to god to show them the way and guide their decision... uh.. fuckstick - that's why he gave you free will.. so you wouldn't constantly be bugging him for answers... or so i'm told) ... if they vote and there is no agreement, black smoke arises from the chimney holding the cardinal conclave... when an agreement is reached (and the proper palms are greased, etc), then the white smoke alights from the chimney. okay, that was long but you get it. but i digress.. so yea.. 30 days or less, say i. who's in the dead pool with me?

:: Shaman 2/01/2005 08:20:23 PM [+] ::
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